Showing posts with label anthropophagous beast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anthropophagous beast. Show all posts

2007-04-21

i will heretofore be known as the Anthropophagous Beast aka the Neverending Hologram... part deux.



for the curious kids all conked out on the communist's coca cache:

(deep voiced movie dude)
"A deserted beach. A bloodcurdling scream. A decapitated head. So ends another tourist's holiday. So begins the Anthropophagous Beast as it gallops through shock after bloody shock. Probably one of the most frightening films you will ever see. It will leave you wondering if deep inside us all, there may lurk the cannibal. Watch it. If you dare!"
(nefarious, fading laughter).

i love shit c-movies. especially ones involving cannibals. cannibals and otherwise harmless animals that become terrors in droves (see "Slugs" and "Ants").

any idiot can make/take part in an oscar winner or a cannes selection. but it takes a truly delusional, transcendent wunderslut to pitch, write, produce, direct or star in one of these gems. who else but the most special among us would attach themselves to such projects. i'm hunting down a copy as we speak.

i will heretofore be known as the Anthropophagous Beast aka the Neverending Hologram. Referring to me as Kasai will get you nowhere from here on out.


a poem for suzie. who's suzie one might ask. doesn't matter, neither here nor there:

the robot lizards could not amass
much far beyond the desert pass
we hoped and hoped and prayed and prayed
the police knew not that we were yayed
finish your mutton you lascivious chaps
i'll take you back to the age of flaps
when men were men and lasses fair
with bows and ribbons in their hair
the witless curse that gleeful eon
fear not boyo they're only peons
tiny hands and shrunken faces
a flavorful compendium of all the races
kids must be kids and rushed to their bunks
i've found in my years that we're nothing but drunks.