2007-07-04

Happy Fourth! God Bless Amurrrica and No One Else!




YouTube clip (allegedly) courtesy of the Hal Turner Show. Just watch it.

and as for Mr. Turner, what an adequate emblem for the four-decades-long devolution of the progressive American sociopolitical landscape.

some insight:

"The voice of the common man. . . . ."

"Hal Turner is so far to the right he makes Rush Limbaugh look like a liberal and Sean Hannity seem like a girlie-man!"
- so far right that he urges listeners to boycott Israeli goods! word!? Nixon and Reagan are spinning in their Cryo-Chambers.

"PRICELESS VIDEO:
HOW TO LAWFULLY HARASS ILLEGALS!!"

"Israelis v. Arabs;
Who are the REAL Terrorists?"

"PHOTO ESSAY:
Mexicans In America,
HATING America!"

"RALLY AGAINST BLACK GANG TERRORISM: August 4th, 2007, Kalamazoo, MI
15 Separate attacks by black gangs against lone white males in 90 days!"
- sorta like a Bizarro-world Million Man March? i feel sorry for any Blacks in and around Kalamazoo on August 4th. if there are any that is. pesky silent majority and their white backlash.

'i got five girlfriends! i'm eight-foot-nine and 700 lbs! i got nine cars! i got 3,000 dollas!'


'Shadows'

"He is stronger than steel and moves faster than a whirlwind.

Sometimes he hides in mud. Other times he transforms his shape, like an ever-changing cloud.

Although his fighting spirit burns like fire, his mind is as calm as still water.


'Violation of the Commandments'

Should Beetlejuice fail before completing the mission, he will disappear before the dawn and vanish forever.

Keep this knowledge in your heart and mind.


- from the 'Secret Manual of Oboro Ninjitsu.'

2007-07-02

atlantis to interzone! and step on it!


baby, ya know i'm here to keep those dendritic arbors bushy.

just heed the mandate.
i'll feed the mandrake.

RELAX, JUMP TO IT, CASE YOU WANNA GO DO IT!

i know. my shouting and pop culture references won't get you there. but you gotta at least TRY!?!?

c'mon smooth operator. take her by the hand, gently now. succumb to the will of that wild, sometimes wistful WonderWaif, a drug-fueled pixie (stick) made of pure light and energy and hope and chaos. and Choice.

"i-wish-they-all-could-be-Cali-for-nya-girlsssss!"

don't follow her too closely though. she'll show you The Way to Dusty Death, to be sure. and i hear there's no coming back. once you've bought your ticket to the shitshow that is.

non-refundable lifebloodbodysextruth. sorry kid. cumpnee policy.

and we're always clear. like crystal Pepsi.

could you please pick your synapses up off the tile before you go. ya know, i haven't seen your breed around these parts in a while. the "valley of lost children"-variety i mean.

but i'm here to help. to guide. to train. to bewilder by means of a cattle prod, pliers, a blowtorch, and lots of bourbon.

monitor that progress.

wanting? trying? succeeding?

good.

nothin bleeds like SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS!

yo lemme hold $135 million til friday. you know i'm good for it?!?!



"Hala Ranch, is a ($135 million) 95-acre estate built in 1991 for the family of Prince Bandar bin Sultan, the former ambassador to the United States from Saudi Arabia and the home’s only (occasional) occupant... At 56,000 square feet, Hala is bigger than the White House, with a staff of 12. It has 15 bedrooms, 16 baths, a private barbershop and beauty salon just off the master suite and enough space for a party of 450 people." - NYT.com

Yup.

Prince Bandar. as in "Bandar Bush."

guess when you put together Bush family kickbacks, dirty oil money by the bowlful, and BAE Systems/shady arms deal smash-and-grabs, you can get down like this. so much so that this was effectively his "second" home.

i guess if a major British arms dealer (BAE) threw $2 billion my way (you know, just for being a team player?), maybe i could stunt like this too.

all i wanna know is, where you at 50?

dust in the wind.


awesome!