This Is The Best Blog On The Internet. It's Indefatigable.

Kasai REX is a product of private education. And despite this fact, he has seen humanity at its most severe, at its most pedestrian, at its most grotesque.

At its most... HUMANE.

And yet, in light of all the pulchritude concordant with modern strife, this fail-safe world of ours still refuses to step aside as he cuts a swath through the cosmos, killing red dwarfs in a manner not unlike the way you scatter dandelion spores, traversing the void, piling light year upon light year upon light year upon light year the way you try not to step on a crack, BREAK-YOUR-MAMA'S-BACK.

Have a butchers.

Keith Legend... Paris, Texas. Diazepine Tangerine. Dream.

Nerve's Blog: Heath Ledger's official cause of death was ruled "acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine." In other words, he died of an "accidental overdose."

Diego: you can't be eating and snorting that much shit with the letters x and z in them


Well put my friend.

Well. Put.

I Wanna Make A Fat Girl Cry Tonight!

Welcome To The No Spin Zone.

You Don't Remember Me Do You? Burbank? '83? Yeahhh! Good To See You! How's The Wife? Ohhh, Sorry To Hear That. Remarried? No. Yeah, Such A Trap Right?

"... And after one-thousand-and-one years of anguish, the Harrier Of TRUTH finally sinks its obsidian talons into the flesh and marrow of the sexually sated Fuck-Titan, and things begin to begin again Mr. Finnegan, the slender ovipositor having posited something rather sinister."

"What Did You Expect From A Crakhead?"

- Revelations 11:16

God Bless Melbourne!

what a fucking beast.

and what a fucking bitch (I'm sure she'll make a loving, infertile wife and make some banker really happy someday). not very australian of her. I'm inclined to think she might be a Britisher.

only a matter of months now before this kid is booking Modular parties and fucking Kate Moss.


parents just don't understand.


p.s. i update this thing when i fucking feel like it. cuz when you're down with the tray-five ghostbusters clique, you do what it is that you do when you do it.

Tweak That Geek!

I've always been one for original content, but Jesus. From Rotten.com (my first visit in literally seven years; just as horrifying as always)...

"From Prairie View Prevention Services, Inc. in association with MAPP, the Meth Awareness and Prevention Project, a small instructional flyer on how to handle tweakers:

"If you notice that someone is tweaking, be careful how you handle the situation. Keep in mind these six safety tips for approaching a tweaker:

1. Keep your distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.

2. No bright lights. The tweaker is paranoid and bright lights may cause them to react violently.

3. Slow your speech, lower your voice.

4. Slow your movements. The tweaker is paranoid and may misunderstand your movements.

5. Keep your hands visible, or they may feel threatened and become violent.

6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions."

epilogue.
"Meth is the shortest word in the English language one can lisp while drunk and underage at a gay bar".

"Their entire lives revolve around this. There's nothing but Gatorade in the refrigerator and candy all over the house. I saw a guy freak out, just yelling on his bed". - Graphic designer Chad Upham to D.C. MetroWeekly