This Is Not An MP3 Blog, or, "Let's Call The Guy".

Harassed by Hagglers night + day (with their pleas for me and mine to Wise Up), it could be said that there is blight at the end of the runnel.

Appears there is going to be a Real World Brooklyn. And as I am living in the existential nightmare that is Williamsburg, there could not possibly be a better opportunity to execute my Chainsaw Diaries MSTRPLN. If you don't know what the Chainsaw Diaries are, go fuck yrself. Or, peep THIS. Shit just got realz.

MP3: MSTRKRFT - Bounce (feat. N.O.R.E.)

Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud... Catch A Freeman What They Called Him...

The legend of Catch A Freeman (nee Catcher Freeman), the greatest slave tracker who ever lived and shit. 

Nacht Musik and Nilla Wafer Give The Yeast Infection Its Daily... Bread

i.

And they said to me, "when things grow too savage for the sake of saving, stand back and figure how to make them even more grotesque". Little did they know that I was already hard at work at my own personal Haunting. Slaggin' and Crashin' and Choppin' Bliggy on octagonal glASStABLEs. Yeah, generally Muckin' About. (Heath)Cliff Huxtable ain't got shit on me! 

ii.

"What happened to you?" she asked. "You used to be beautiful". Whimpering and Malcontent like a chamber maid on bomb heron.

And my response?

Wouldn't

you

like

2

know

you

2

Live

Crew

Bugaloo

Let's just say...

I "silenced her with my

own

naked

self".

And that was the end of it, yeah.

Saturdays=Youth, Saturdays=Stress.

Goya_Saturn_Devouring_1_Of_His_CHILDREN

Kasai REX kills what he builds,

fills what he kills,

with the love of his loins.

Makes you wish you'd been there,

when shit got drastic,

and everyone's trash suddenly became Pleasure Treasure.

Therein Lies The Problem.

A toast, to productivity.


For the record:
Love Whiskey/Whisky
Love Mad Decent
Love Second City TV

and...

Fucking Hate Baseball

"If It Wasn't For Obesity In The White Female Community, Black Guys Would Have No One To Fuck..."

The Good Side of Bad News - Obesity

Sometimes Virginia, genius needs to step aside and let the wizards work their wonders.


and p.s., I'm well aware that this is the first post in over a month; I have an ass-and-titties calendar in the doorway, yeah. so go fuck yourself G. Gordon Liddy.