imagine my horror when one fine day, i happened upon my old man jamming to this shit, rather non-ironically. but i guess sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind, roll up the sleeves of your pastel blazer, purse your lips, and stunt. HARD.
if you haven't seen/heard this ish before, get familiar. not like you'll have a choice.
i'm ordering a PREEEEMO sound system for the whip, and i plan to ghostride the shit coast to coast, shooting speed and bumpin' this Astley shit non-stop as i proselytize in my own little way. so when you see those windows rattlin', hear that noise a' comin, see that shirtless idiot grinding his teeth into powder, all bug-eyed and shit, don't even try to fight that dancin' feeling. know yourself round here!
i often go weeks at a time without eating or sleeping (though i require an ample flow of combustible liquids and complex chemical compounds)... As a rule, I won't smoke a pack of cigarettes costing less than 50.00 USD... I get my government recommended cardio (big ups to Slick Willy, The Governator, and C. Everett Koop) by slyly setting forest fires with dying cigarettes of high pedigree, waiting no less than six minutes, and then running suicides (with a 100 kilo bronze blunderbuss strapped to my back) through the blazing labyrinth, taking time to chop down robust, glowing oaks before they're reduced to a greyscale pyre, the fervor of it all transforming me into a bad, bad monster. Yes. A sweat-soaked, glistening, sinewy monster that hears and sees things that no being, living or dead, ever should...
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