Nerve's Blog: Heath Ledger's official cause of death was ruled "acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine." In other words, he died of an "accidental overdose."
Diego: you can't be eating and snorting that much shit with the letters x and z in them
Well put my friend.
have you ever awakened on a tuesday morning in your own private hell, sun mocking you through filthy, curtainless glass, the inside of your skull being scraped at by an agitated demon with an icy implement, simply because you've decided to "clean up" for the week?
is each week loaded with regretful incidents (usually involving the opposite sex) that secretly bring a smile to your face?
is your creativity flowing into new ways to cop rather than lucrative artistic ventures?
do you often find yourself selling things (TVs, DVDs, IPods, amps, guitars, stolen digital cameras) in sweaty desperation?
is the Kentucky Gentleman always at your side?
ever fallen flat on your face in a crowded American shopping hub, simply because you've neglected to feed the need for a few hours?
do you frequently find yourself succumbing to "rum fits?"
have you ever dreamt of being adopted by Pete Doherty?
do you enjoy the sensation of punching through glass?
is a gallon of cheap bourbon, some eightballs, a blowtorch, a couple of roided-up pitbulls, and a vintage stihl chainsaw your idea of a quiet night in?
are 'forced disappearances' and 'ransom negotiation' parts of your skill set?
do you see the speed limit as more of a suggestion than an enforceable law?
do you prefer intensive farm labor to a few quick sets at your local gymnasium?
have you ever pulled on dozens of car door handles on the way home with your mates from the pub, hoping that some hapless fuck has left his new 3-Series coupe unlocked?
are you considered reckless, irresponsible, or otherwise a danger to those around you?
do you entertain the notion of sending pipe bombs to MTV Headquarters?
can you take a punch?
can you take a bullet?
do you spend considerable portions of the day considering the best ways to pull off a bank robbery?
do you idolize 1989-1995 era Mike Tyson?
do you have a strong aversion to cameraphones?
are you trill?
are you constantly frustrated by the naivete, ignorance, and stupidity of those around you?
do you prefer 5.99 Zelko to anything on the top shelf?
is Hong Kong piracy in your near future?
have you ever beaten someone within inches of their life for no reason other than that you take orgasmic joy from the sight of bludgeoned flesh and shattered bone?
do you wish you could mastermind a heist rivaling Lufthansa, split to Bogata, and join the FARC?
do you consider marijuana an utter annoyance rather than a "hard" drug?
is at least one person after your life?
are you completely alienated from your family as a result of beasting out (or at least on the way)?
no?
kill yourself.
yes?
pull up that chair over there rhyme scheme jr.
we'd like to have a talk with you.
"Substance abuse is the cornerstone of beasting out." - No. 1 Sex Mouth
"Car bombs? Nice try pussy. Jager Bombs? Why not just watch Failure to Launch. Saki bombs? I'm not gonna say it, but you know what I'm thinking. No, no gentlemen, there is only one concoction sufficent for the manical substance cravings of Street Thunder: The Street Thunder Sawed Off. It consists of one shot of horse steroid, one shot of pure mexican black tar H, three lines of high grade cocaine, a vial of pcp, a bandana soaked in LSD (which you will be wearing), a fifth of Kentucky Gentlemen and a bench press set with three plates on each side of the bar. And the process? Pour the vial of pcp into the bourbon, drop your pants and prepare to intiate full bore beast mode: snort all three lines in succession and immediatly follow by chugging the entire bottle in under 10 seconds while your one friend shoots the steroids in your ass and your other friend fixes the H in your non-chugging arm. Finish the bottle, smash it over your head, rep the bar 10 times and then punch a woman in the face." - Dollar Bill
Rehab. Two utterly devastating syllables, a glib abbreviation of what for some is the most cathartic experience of their lives. It's a shame that this piece of shit is the current visual representation of what goes down inside the walls of the country's rehabilitation centers, but what can you do? Amurricans are fucken stupid that way I guess.
I put off writing about my own experience with "rehab" due to my accountability to an english class blog connected to the Savant, but I dropped that ish, so, self-disclosure is in order.
A harrowing weekend involving taking 64 triple c's in 48 hours (round abouts 2 grams of dxm; the more sane person would know that you're only supposed to take 4 pills every 24 hours, so there you go) would lead me down the "road to recovery," sort of. While the first night was a relatively good trip (driving around, sketching out girls, vibing on the golden tee, getting kicked out of a bar), the second night was horrific, culminating in my mother accusing me of being on drugs and pleading with me to get help. now anyone reading this who's ever taken ANY kind of hallucinogen knows that this kind of thing is unequivocally devastating; not like "weed," where you could kind of shrug it off, all giggly and tight eyed. no. your entire state of mind, your state of being is fucked up by things like that when tripping and i was no exception that saturday night before the super bowl.
incontinent, depressed, and hallucinating severely, i stayed awake through the morning, watching movies to try to kill time until the game. being a huge football fan, i hoped the "big game" would lift my spirits some.
fast forward past 12am. still tripping somewhat during the contest (prince was awe-inspiring and the action of the game was absolutely enthralling to me) i went upstairs to go to sleep, to prepare for class the next day. then came the trouble.
the thing with dxm is, it's a dissociative anesthetic more or less (which would account for the intense body high and impaired physical movement), removing one from one's body, not unlike ketamine. it also tends towards more intense, more annihilistic trips than shrooms or acid, so it's not for the faint of heart. additionally, it's pretty fucking dangerous, especially when administered in the adolescent fashion i opted for: boxes of coricidin hbp cough medicine. kids die from the shit.
so anyway, i lie in bed following the game, and feeling restless decided to go on the interweb. huge mistake! i went to webmd to learn more about the effects of dxm on the body and learned all the aforementioned stuff, plus the fact that it eats holes in your brain called olney's lesions, like nitrous.
shaken by the news, i decided to commit my mind and body to falling asleep. Immediately, i was having trouble with the mission. not unlike dmt, the dxm trip involves intense closed eye visuals, with your brain maintaining the after image with incredible clarity when you close your eyes. in fact the visuals are so intense that one night, during a trip, i put my ipod in front of my closed eyes and the dulled illumination translated into an image of earth's albedo, earth's reflection from space, and the body high made it feel as though i was orbitting the big blue bitch goddess.
but kids, that's the cold end of this shit, and this night, the twee hours of the morning following super bowl xli or whatever it is, i was dealing with the white heat of a drug comedown. i began hearing voices, something i'd experienced following severe coke binges a number of times, but this coupled with closed eye visuals was a truly terrifying thing.
i saw the image of this singular, terrifying electronic eye, a pupil constantly interrogating my soul. fucking horrific stuff. pushing that image out of my mind, i thought i was out of the woods. not yet. the voices intensified and i began to see the image of my friend maggie's face, first elated, then screaming in anguish whenever i closed my eyes. add to this the fact that the front of my head hurt, like i had a concussion. i started to worry about olney's lesions, and i was seriously concerned about brain damage and the problem of falling asleep with a concussion (look it up).
calming mental maggie down, it was lights out. i awoke the next day, two hours after the beginning of my first class. i couldn't move. class was not happening. figured i'd rest it off and get at it tomorrow. hope's a wonderful thing, hope's a dangerous thing.
within the hour, i began to feel some of the horror of the previous night, seeing things, hearing shit, and my pulse was sky high, breathing shallow. i was rather convinced i was dying. much more convinced than i was during my last epic bender. i mean, in the life of an addict, this sensation isn't an abnormal one, but this was something i'd never experienced before. now i'm not afraid of death. like any visionary philosopher worth a damn, i actually look forward to it, as it is life's greatest mystery, our harrowing common constant. but to die like this, like a fucking dog in my room, asphyxiated in boxers, face down by the window. no thanks buddy. convinced my nervous system was shutting down respiratory operations and fighting off intermittent blackouts, i picked up my cell. i had a decision to make: call 911 and let the cat out of the proverbial bag, or stay up here and keep my mouth shut, do the dog thing.
called 911. they came, had no idea what dxm even was. checked me out. told me my lungs were clear, that i was having a severe panic attack. i was somewhat comforted by this, but as they didn't know what dxm was, how could they tell whether i was having some sort of episode or not. the ambu pulled off with a jerk and i was back in the house, crying my eyes out at the transpirations of the last 48. now comes the revelation, the admittances, the apologies and the search for "help"
and here we are. within a week, i'd signed myself up for partners in recovery, located in sheppard pratt, baltimore's big mental health institution. tough decision, but it was so necessary at the time that i didn't really consider the realities of what was happening.
sat down in that waiting room, blustery late winter air tearing through the automatic doors every so often. loud black women at the desk not making me feel good about where i am. i'll read this photography magazine. i like photography right. gorgeous blond in a velour tracksuit comes out of nowhere and sidles up to the desk. her voice is faint and her posture is one of reluctant defeat. she's in for methadone maintenance.
the admissions director is my friend/former coworker ryan's aunt. she admits it's awkward, and i agree, but only because ryan's gay and i wonder if she assumes that i am as well on account of me being good friends with him. stop being ridiculous.
on to the assessment, the priciest part of the morning. pair of interns sit down at a somewhat dated computer, and open up an even more dated program, whose sole intent is to catalog the horrific depths of my addiction. i'm asked a myriad of questions, what drugs i've used, which i've used the most, when i started using them, how often, when was the last time, any emotional or physical trauma, are you satisfied with your life at this point, tell me about your friends, how have your relationships gone, parents, suicide attempts, etc., etc., etc. all i can think about as i mindlessly, but truthfully, answer the questions is the distinction. the distinction between the kind of person sitting at that computer, and the kind of person sitting under that lamp, at the table, twiddling sweaty thumbs and staring at the floor.
so the first treatment is scheduled for the coming friday. intensive outpatient.
of course this is the core of the tale, most significantly because my insurance lapsed (or some other bullshit of that nature) and my treatment was cut in half. somewhat discouraged by this matter of American circumstance, this first treatment would be my last. surely, a lot of my absenteeism from the 3hr, 3 times a week meetings can be chalked up to my cowardice. i mean, i can surely admit, that, at my core, like most men, i am a coward when it comes to certain things, particularly things involving introspection and righting my wrongs.
i arrived at that first treatment 10 min late, but they still hadn't started. about twenty people, old and young, 50/50 men and women. i'm the only black; this is towson after all (again look it up). i sit down. happen to be wearing a pink floyd tee with a ramones hoodie (i know, absolutely trite, but whatev), and my counselor (hell of a guy) takes notice. i start to chat him up about dee dee ramone's brief rap career ("of course i can't rap, i'm not a negro") and the upcoming tribute album to floyd founder syd barrett. impressed to find out that i'm not a dilletante, the counselor and i, along with some of the younger members discuss music, favorite guitars (his: any strat, mine: danelectro longhorn bass). hell, a few of the kids and i even discuss getting together to jam, and some of them went to one of my rival high schools.
but this all a farce, and i know it. no matter how you spin it, this shit is uncomfortable. following the daily inventory, during which each member admits that he/she is an alcoholic/addict and admits to their desire to use and what they plan to do to fix it, the graduates stand up and give speeches. the one character that stood out in my mind was undoubtedly Bill, a tall, spritely construction worker type, who smilingly admitted that he'd kept a hundred dollar bill in his pocket for 3 weeks, something that would've been impossible during the bad old days. i could certainly relate, then and now, as money like that disappears in an instant, sometimes when you're not even aware of it.
with the graduates gone, the conversation turned to personal concerns and questions, during which i zoned out, maybe stared at some tits, did some math in my head and composed some music. i sat silently as the regulars joked and argued, back and forth, anecdotes about how fucking tough it is to get/stay clean.
following a group cig break (despite the fact that sheppard pratt is a smoke free campus), we went back inside for group therapy, a segment more in line with the tv iteration of rehab. there were houselights and the chairs were arranged in an open oval rather than the kansas city typewriter set up. the counselor used his inside voice and everyone seemed calm; the floor was entirely open. my groupmates discussed their abandonment by friends and families upon revelation of their addictions; realizing exactly what they were like wasted by observing friends while sober; finding alternative behaviors (like exercise), but then becoming addicted to them as well (called cross-dependency, rather dangerous).
again i sat in silence, affirmed by the fact that others knew exactly what i was going through. a non-judgemental environment, but i still didn't say much. just laughed at the jokes that were told, stared at more tits, listened empathically and relished in the comfort of the environ.
the end is near. we all stand up in our dimmed sanctuary, and the others motion for me to hold hands. now this isn't a sappy group of characters, but things start to turn all family channel. we say the lord's prayer, which i don't participate in, as i don't know it, and i'm an atheist.
i left that night feeling as though my heart had been pulled from my chest. everything and everyone i'd held dear seemed to betray me, and it seemed as though i would literally have to start life over again. there was a rapture concert that night. i didn't go, for fear that i would booze heavily and do something stupid, as the most idiotic, most expensive, most embarrassing, most dangerous, and most hurtful things i've ever done were undertaken while i was drunk/stoned/mashed/yayed out of my mind.
but alas, that saturday would mark the beginning, a perfect example of man's flawed nature: his flair for contradiction. watching late night tv alone that weekend, i was bombarded by beer ads, weed humor, and various images of "scenes." being dichotomous as i am, belligerent kasai began to rationalize that there was no way in hell i could ever go to a concert or bar or club without boozing, and having one or two drinks wouldn't be possible either. what's the fucken fun in that?
yeah, this kasai is the one responsible for the stuff that led to the creation of this story. he's a fun guy, a real blast, but an absolute scumbag hellraiser derelict. you have to watch out for him. as weeks went on and flu, snow, and catatonic depression led to skipping a number of treatment sessions, belligerent kasai began to once again overpower sensible kasai. by the first week of march, i was already boozing and unbelievably, eating dxm again.
so you see, this is the gist of the thing. a sense of doom, of a dissociative perspective that strips me of all control. during my brief moment of clarity, i began to consider the realities of finding a wife, having kids, buying a home, and chaining myself to a desk for a respectable sum of money. twelve years of private education dictates that i should pursue these things diligently and without apology. yet belligerent kasai can't stand to think of the emotional prison presented by this suit and tie, summer house nightmare.
live rich, die broke. that's the motto this guy flies on his flag, underneath a jolly roger with a cock in his mouth and cocaine in his bony nostrils. it's all comin back now baby, and with a plan to move to nyc with timemachine underway, the true battle has yet to begin.
but for my detractors, known and unknown, i will say this. my personal ethos of beasting out at all hours of the day and night, of more good times at any cost, no longer revolves solely around substance abuse. naw, see, it's like autocross and highway roll-ons on italian superbikes and layin models and leanin throttles and big game hunting and all that jazz now. the former now merely a complement for the latter i guess. yeah it's all gone pete tong, but like the movie poster for Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift states, "If You Ain't Outta Control, You Ain't In Control!" on the streets of Tokyo, speed needs no translation.
Have you ever awakened on a tuesday morning in hell, sun mocking you through filthy, curtainless glass, the inside of your skull being scraped at by an icy implement, simply because you've decided to "clean up" for the week? Is each week loaded with regretful incidents (usually involving the opposite sex) that secretly bring a smile to your face? Is your creativity flowing into new ways to cop rather than lucrative artistic ventures? Do you often find yourself selling things (TVs, DVDs, IPods, Amps, Guitars, stolen Digital Cameras) in desperation? Is the Kentucky Gentleman always at your side? Ever fallen flat on your face in a crowded American shopping hub, simply because you've neglected to feed the need for a few hours? Do you frequently find yourself succumbing to "rum fits?" Have you ever dreamt of being adopted by Pete Doherty? Do you enjoy the sensation of punching through glass? Is a gallon of cheap bourbon, some eightballs, a blowtorch, a couple of roided-up pitbulls, and a vintage stihl chainsaw your idea of a quiet night in? Are 'forced disappearances' and 'ransom negotiation' parts of your skill set? Do you see the speed limit as more of a suggestion than an enforceable law? Do you prefer intensive farm labor to a few quick sets at your local gymnasium? Ever pulled on dozens of car door handles on the way home with your mates from the pub, hoping that some hapless fuck has left his new 3-Series coupe unlocked? Are you considered reckless, irresponsible, or otherwise a danger to those around you? Do you entertain the notion of sending pipe bombs to MTV Headquarters? Can you take a punch? Can you take a bullet? Do you spend considerable portions of the day considering the best ways to pull off a bank robbery? Do you idolize 1989-1995 era Mike Tyson? Do you have a strong aversion to cameraphones? Are you trill? Are you constantly frustrated by the naivete, ignorance, and stupidity of those around you? Do you prefer 5.99 Zelko to anything on the top shelf? Is Hong Kong piracy in your near future? Ever beaten someone within inches of their life for no reason other than that you take orgasmic joy from the sight of bludgeoned flesh and shattered bone? Wish you could mastermind a heist rivaling Lufthansa, split to Bogata, and join the FARC? Do you consider marijuana an utter annoyance rather than a drug? Is at least one person after your life? Are you completely alienated from your family as a result of beasting out (or at least on the way)? No? Kill yourself. Yes? Pull up a chair. We'd like to have a talk with you.
"Substance abuse is the cornerstone of beasting out." - Paul Pags
"Car bombs? Nice try pussy. Jager Bombs? Why not just watch Failure to Launch. Saki bombs? I'm not gonna say it, but you know what I'm thinking. No, no gentlemen, there is only one concoction sufficent for the manical substance cravings of Street Thunder: The Street Thunder Sawed Off. It consists of one shot of horse steroid, one shot of pure mexican black tar H, three lines of high grade cocaine, a vial of pcp, a bandana soaked in LSD (which you will be wearing), a fifth of Kentucky Gentlemen and a bench press set with three plates on each side of the bar. And the process? Pour the vial of pcp into the bourbon, drop your pants and prepare to intiate full bore beast mode: snort all three lines in succession and immediatly follow by chugging the entire bottle in under 10 seconds while your one friend shoots the steroids in your ass and your other friend fixes the H in your non-chugging arm. Finish the bottle, smash it over your head, rep the bar 10 times and then punch a woman in the face." - Dollar Bill
