I'm Afraid of Americans!

this one goes out to anyone who's ever set foot in the Shooting Gallery in wonderful downtown Williamsburg, Brooklyn. it's the MV for David Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans," featuring Trent Reznor as the obligatory American to be afraid of. they used it on the Showgirls soundtrack. remember that shit? fucken nc-17 rating? only a handful of those dished out eh? commercial poison. R's bad enough. god damn elizabeth berkley, "Leave your inhibitions at the door, the show is about to begin," feverishly trying to get your hands on a copy you pre-teen scum of the past.

but that's not why i'm doing this. no. rather, the astute among you will notice that at 1:29 in the video, the icon of the Shooting Gallery (and all the lunacy and genius it embodies) is plastered on the wall, next to the shady, trenchcoated, G-man looking character.

Patrick! get your fucking act together!
Bowie! get your fucking act together!

it's really quite the same if you look at it long enough.

off we go, into the wild blue yonder.

i just saw the commercial for one of these and i swear to god, if this thing had existed when i was a young buck, a. i definitely would've pestered my rents for one every xmas until victory was mine, and b., i most certainly would be a champion powerboat racer or in the blue angels by now. or some shit like that. as for the second point, don't try to trace the logic. just shut your eyes and let me slide my hand UP your SKIRT. get it? no? you must not be a fan then, huh? my soldiers know where i'm comin from.

so it's upskirt action you want, huh? then it's upskirt action you shall receive my friends!

they come from mongolia, from bahrain and the uk. from china and brazil and jakarta. from tulsa, oklahoma and from normandy. from tokyo and from manila.

all in search of the same thing...

upskirt action!

seems that placing the "upskirt" tag in a few of my recent posts has led to an international hunt for the covert panty shot. farbeit for me to disappoint my readers i guess. i'm sure these vids are a bit more tasteful than what those guys are looking for, but whatev. enjoi you sketchballs.

oh yeah?

well...
you-think-you-can-help-me-probably-not!
you-think-you-can-help-me-probably-not!
you-think-you-can-help-me-probably-not!

p.s. can't stop, won't stop with the unicorns nacas!

fuck bin laden!

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