atlantis to interzone! and step on it!

baby, ya know i'm here to keep those dendritic arbors bushy.

just heed the mandate.
i'll feed the mandrake.

RELAX, JUMP TO IT, CASE YOU WANNA GO DO IT!

i know. my shouting and pop culture references won't get you there. but you gotta at least TRY!?!?

c'mon smooth operator. take her by the hand, gently now. succumb to the will of that wild, sometimes wistful WonderWaif, a drug-fueled pixie (stick) made of pure light and energy and hope and chaos. and Choice.

"i-wish-they-all-could-be-Cali-for-nya-girlsssss!"

don't follow her too closely though. she'll show you The Way to Dusty Death, to be sure. and i hear there's no coming back. once you've bought your ticket to the shitshow that is.

non-refundable lifebloodbodysextruth. sorry kid. cumpnee policy.

and we're always clear. like crystal Pepsi.

could you please pick your synapses up off the tile before you go. ya know, i haven't seen your breed around these parts in a while. the "valley of lost children"-variety i mean.

but i'm here to help. to guide. to train. to bewilder by means of a cattle prod, pliers, a blowtorch, and lots of bourbon.

monitor that progress.

wanting? trying? succeeding?

good.

nothin bleeds like SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS!