Choose Yr Own Adventure.

Is yr life beginning to resemble a Matthew McConaughey/Kate Hudson romantic comedy?

Are you still fucking cheesed over the cancellation of "Night Court"?

Got yr fist up the ass of Fortune, but still no pot of gold?

Is there a My Lai Massacre jumping off in yr pants?

Feeling lonesome at the Junior Prom that is Life?

Has it all gone, Pete Tong?

- Don't SWEAT it -

I'll
be
there
4
you.
Always.
Like Herpes Simplex-II.

thug life.