thank you shigeru miyamoto. you pioneer, you fixer of all things broken, you kyoto killer. though you created so many technological wonders worthy of our praise, i'm here for the mario bros brah.
they truly were super. and it totally kicked ass having princess peach on my jock every time i saved the day. but toadstool was a total fucken hater. punk ass bitch. at least luigi handled being a bench rider with some class. whose name is on the fucking box anyway, bitch?! mario! that's what i thought motherfucker! now go get me a fucking sandwich! and some juice! you mushroom headed fairy!
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