off we go, into the wild blue yonder.

i just saw the commercial for one of these and i swear to god, if this thing had existed when i was a young buck, a. i definitely would've pestered my rents for one every xmas until victory was mine, and b., i most certainly would be a champion powerboat racer or in the blue angels by now. or some shit like that. as for the second point, don't try to trace the logic. just shut your eyes and let me slide my hand UP your SKIRT. get it? no? you must not be a fan then, huh? my soldiers know where i'm comin from.