this is what it's like when worlds collide.

Reggie Bush: "i have a newfound respect for soccer now."
David Beckham: "should i go with the G4 or the G5? Posh's puss tastes like freshly picked strawberries, swathed in the morning dew."

seeing Becks in shoulder pads, running hitch-and-gos is a bit disorienting, but entertaining enough to end up here. that's all that can be said about that.