Panties for men
Dust and Peyote, but not in that order
The Maytag Man's illegitimate black son
Flatbed trucks carrying other flatbed trucks
Monster truck video games (in 2007)
Dreaming that Pervez Musharraf was dead
Lindsay Lohan's head on Eminem's body
1991 BMW (E30) M3
The 201 area code
The Coked-Up Werewolf
God damn skylight!
Being referred to as Miranda Richardson on some blog
Trying to steal my own identity
"This is the game of LIFE!"
Point Break, thrice in one day
Euros under my tire
Talk of the Nation
"I want that inside me!"
Jim Palmer rookie cards
Holland Tunnel's "suicide squad"
MLK Jr.'s funeral
Midgets drowning on inflatable rafts
19th Pregnancy Scare
"One Day The Children Came"
Flight Simulator X
Live Free or Die
"Because Heart Care Can't Wait"
This is the nightmare. Lived every day, all day, 1/30th of second slower than it actually jumps off. Melding a somnambulist's fuckwittery with a Reaver's perpetual anguish. We'll drink to that. Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. And Again.
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