i will heretofore be known as the Anthropophagous Beast aka the Neverending Hologram... part deux.

for the curious kids all conked out on the communist's coca cache:

(deep voiced movie dude)
"A deserted beach. A bloodcurdling scream. A decapitated head. So ends another tourist's holiday. So begins the Anthropophagous Beast as it gallops through shock after bloody shock. Probably one of the most frightening films you will ever see. It will leave you wondering if deep inside us all, there may lurk the cannibal. Watch it. If you dare!"
(nefarious, fading laughter).

i love shit c-movies. especially ones involving cannibals. cannibals and otherwise harmless animals that become terrors in droves (see "Slugs" and "Ants").

any idiot can make/take part in an oscar winner or a cannes selection. but it takes a truly delusional, transcendent wunderslut to pitch, write, produce, direct or star in one of these gems. who else but the most special among us would attach themselves to such projects. i'm hunting down a copy as we speak.